This is Bullshit!

I'm just gonna write bout all the crap i experience these days!

Its insane, firstly my parents are trotting around in Europe happily cruising down canals and running around in the hills of Scotland while I sit here in flippin freezing South Africa slaving away after my little sister(I really wish she were fat so I could say "she actually is  not that little" after that sentence but she isn't fat!)

She does bugger all, I swear I should lock the fridge to punish her and hide the DSTV card away so she cant watch telly. I can't count the number of dishes the dishwasher and I have cleaned to perfection! My sister has some serious issues with glass and mug use, I honestly don't understand how she goes through so many glasses and mugs when half her frikkin day is spent at school…its killing me and there is still a week of this hell. We also got two new cats recently and as you have to slowly introduce them to their new surroundings you have to provide them with cat litter boxes and the rest. The one shits an average amount but the other shits like a human, I'm talking monster size logs for a pet! And again I have the task of throwing it out :<

South Africa has this crazy cold front flying through at the moment and its very cold. So I have this neato study break before I start my exams and its like 3 weeks long…most people would take advantage of this by sleeping in but not a fuck is that gonna happen for me coz I have to take the sister to school in the mornings and waking up,taking her to school,getting back, and climbing into bed again just isn't the same so I lose out there! Then the bitch that teaches me the worst subject on earth has made the students do her thesis project by building her models of buildings out of plywood! So I've been spending hours i this workshop at the university listening to the workshop manager dude tell us how he fried an infra-red mouse because of the static charge he was carrying and many other great stories from his life like how he is a real man coz he was in the army by the age of 17 and a foreman on a construction site by 22…big whoop!Damn idiot!

Anyway enough crap talk for now

Bye!

Dis and Dat!

So its been a long time since i posted anything in here but I decided today was the day to get it done. Varsity has been pretty hectic as usual but its been weird at the same time. See the thing is, last year I was a terror, doing everything I wasn't supposed to be doing and this obviously caused chaos for my studies! To cut a long pathetic story short I had to de-register from 2 subjects because I didnt have enough time to colmplete the final projects! And on top of that I failed the most awful subject I have ever come across by 1%…YES 1 FRIGGIN PERCENT!!!!

Fast forward to now and I am doing fewer subjects than last year but finding myself doing worse and struggling to keep up…its insane! I can't even figure out why but thats the story for me this year so far! To make matters worse the lecturer of the worst subject on the face of this planet has gone awol and restructured the course giving us more projects that take more time to do so this week I have been sitting drawing this building in CAD from drawings that were drawn in 1920 and dimensioned in feet and inches and half the measurements aren't even there…i have no clue how they built the darn thing back then!

Other than work I have had the odd party here and there and tonight I'm getting absolutely smashed at a coktail bar and then even more smashed at a mates house after:D Can't wait!hehehe

A friend of mine sent me this, kinda true for me but check for yourselves :p

~The Procrastinator's creed~
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan-start-finish, but is wait-plan-plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

I'll post again in a month or so :p